HATS! WE’VE GOT HATS FOR DAYS!

TWO NEW CARDS IN THE STORE! TWO! ONE’S FOR MEMBERS-ONLY, THE OTHER’S FOR EVERYONE!!! WHAT ARE THEY?!? Biome hats. They’re Biome hats. One for each Biome in Poptropica Realms. And so you guys can take a look at all the hats, and to fulfill my secret dream of being a professional hat critic, HERE THEY ARE!

snowhat

The Ice Biome Hat is not only perfect for keeping you warm on those cold nights, but it’s also a remarkable fashion statement. I love the way the hat attempts to capture the likeness of a wild Arctic beast, with the whisker furnishing, the white fur and the magnificent pointed ears. I especially love the fang-like protrusions on either side of the hat, they just really capitalize on the wild, untamed look this hat has. It’s that kind of attention to detail we just don’t get in hatters these days. Finally, the stitches on the side give it an appearance of barely being held together, as if it were hand-made by an Arctic explorer from the fur of an Arctic beast. A brilliant work.

foresthat

We often get so caught up in modern society and its beauties that we often forget about beauty’s roots. The Forest Biome hat reminds us of the kind of beauty that can only be found in nature. The hatter responsible for this work of art has taken inspiration from a bird’s nest. The crisp green leaves complement the nice shade of purple in the sticks, which are both emphasized by the pale white eggs that sit atop this hat. But all appearances aside, I like to see this hat as a commentary on nature. The eggs in the hat seem to be a metaphor for the fragility and beauty of nature. The wearer of the hat is therefore the protector of nature, emphasizing that we must play a part in protecting and preserving the beauty that is nature. A beautiful hat with a beautiful meaning.

deserthat

The Desert Biome Hat is admittedly not one of my favourites. First of all it’s not a very attractive hat to look at. I mean, it’s pretty ugly and awkward looking. While the jagged edge is certainly a nice touch, the overall design is pretty underwhelming. Secondly, it has a rather boring colour scheme. Blue and grey aren’t exactly the most eye-catching of colours. But it is functional. In the hot dry heat of the unforgiving Desert Biome, you’re gonna need to keep cool. The Desert Biome hat is perfectly suited for that exact purpose! And the hinge lets you adjust the umbrella to shield you from the harsh sun. So while it’s not fashionable, it is functional.

swamphat

The Swamp Biome hat is a sight to behold. It’s basically a baby crocodile that lives on your head. Not only is it an interesting pet, it’s an attention-grabbing piece of headwear that never fails to impress. Observe the sly look in the crocodile’s eye, complemented by the faint, crafty, toothed smile. It just seems to give off a sort of charm you can’t find anywhere else. The crocodile is an animal renown for lying in wait and springing to action when it needs to. This hat brings out the scheming, crafty demeanor often associated with crocodiles and adds on a bit of charm. This pays off greatly as the end result is a magnificent hat with the sort of charm that comes with any manipulative creature.

lunarhat

Looking for a futuristic headwear? Well, with the Lunar Biome hat, you will never have to look ever again! Wait…no…….whatever. This hat is certainly innovative. A clean wraparound blue hat topped off with a futuristic laser antenna. I have to say this has a rather simple design when compared to the others but that’s really the point I suppose. This hat is meant to appear post-Earth, a time and place more advanced than what we have now, and it does its job well. I really appreciate the decor on this one. The single antenna with the glowy laser-ring things really capitalize on the whole future theme. In short, it’s simple, but effective.

Sorry! No Fire or Crystal Biome hats. I’m not a member.

UPDATE: Thanks to the Poptropica Help Blog, I can and will now review the members-only hats. HUZZAH!

firehat

The Fire Biome hat is a tasteful piece of headwear. The geometry (and geography) of the entire thing is just stunning. I love the crater-like design and the pool of magma, but I especially love the winding streams of lava running down the sides. I also love the stark contrast between the dark earthy texture of the hat and the exquisite orange-red glow of the lava. But what I love most about this hat is how it captures the volatile, fiery nature of volcanoes. Volcanoes are essentially nature’s time bombs, they seem calm and then all of a sudden BOOM! You’re neck deep in molten lava. When you look at this hat, it seems serene and calm, but there’s a certain element of suspense in there as well. As if the hat could burst into flames at any moment. THAT is what volcanoes are all about, and this hat does a brilliant job at capturing it.

crystalhat

Firstly, I have to say the Crystal Biome hat is beautiful. There’s something about it that just seems to radiate feminine grace. It almost seems like a crown for a royal princess. The slight glow from the crystal even gives it a magic-ish type feel. But unfortunately, while it is beautiful, it seems to lack originality. The other Biome hats are all unique, and extremely original. It may be because the other hats set the bar too high, but in comparison, the Crystal Biome hat seems rather bland and boring. Nonetheless, it does have its merits. The aforementioned feminine aura gives it a somewhat magical element, and the shades of pink and purple complement each other nicely. So all in all, the hat is beautiful, but it fails to measure up to the other hats in terms of originality.

Goodbye.

I hate to say this, but I’m leaving the blog :'( This hurts me a lot, and probably a lot more than any of you can imagine. Super Thunder’s Blog was the first Poptropica Blog I ever visited, and is the site that made me start Poptropica Blogging. And I can’t believe I’m leaving.

In all honesty, I’ve become rather busy, and I’m barely keeping up with my own blog (Or more like, not at all). I hope I can become more active in the Poptropica Blogging Community, and possibly rejoin in the future. It was amazing and fun working here, but I think my time has come. I think someone else can use this spot more than I can. Good luck to Brave Tomato and Beastking77. I hope to work with you both again in the future.

Goodbye :cry:

~~Nameless Undefined

The Hunting of the Cupid

Ah, Valentine’s Day! A day of romance, love and compassion.
I hate it.
It’s not so much the day itself that I hate. It’s just that Valentine’s Day happens to be the day my greatest enemy rises from it’s hiding place.

CUPID!!!

What’s so bad about Cupid you ask? Well, it’s a hyper-intelligent infant with a bow and arrow AND the desire to shoot people! And guess what else?!? IT CAN FLY!!! I’m fine with peace and love, and all those other warm fuzzy feelings, but I DON’T NEED A SEAGULL-BABY HYBRID DEATH ARCHER TO TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE!!! Why couldn’t they get a better mascot? Like maybe a bushbaby. You know what? That’s it. I’m not gonna let this guy mess with my head anymore. I don’t care what it takes.

I’M HUNTING DOWN CUPID.

Poptropica: Realms Is Available For All!

YES! Now anyone can wield the power of the Svadilfari, including non-members! Now, Poptropica: Realms is an UPDATED version of Poptropica: Land, so there are some differences, namely…….

1. BUBBLE FOREST OF REALMS

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See those bubbles? Each contains a different realm you can create, save, visit or delete! No more downloading files and cluttering your hard drive!

2. New Worlds!

Tired of desert, snow and forest worlds? Well how about swamp, lunar, fire and crystal ones?!?

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Unfortunately, the fire and crystal ones are only available for members. BUT WHO CARES?!? I GOT A SWAMP!!!

3. Poptanium Usage

In Poptropica: Land, all Poptanium did was allow you to level up and unlock items. Now, you use it as currency to pay for stuff when you create. So the more you create, the more your Poptanium depletes. On the bright side, it’s much easier to find Poptanium now. Each ore you unearth while mining is worth 10 Poptanium. Plus, if you look hard enough, you can find these.

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Or these.

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Or if you’re REALLY lucky, these.

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WE’VE STRUCK POPTANIUM! EUREKA!

The Voices are Back. Make them Stop.

*holds innocent man at gunpoint*
If you’re confused about this, go check out my post on Poptropican Awesomeness. So anyway, you know Poptropica Land? That awesome sandbox of epicness that allowed you to construct your own world, therefore definitionally transforming you into a physical god? Yeah….it’s dead.
Man: PLEASE LET ME GO!
NEVER! So yeah, it’s dead. However, soon it’ll be reincarnated! As……POPTROPICA REALMS!
Man: What are you talking about?!?
I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU!!! Oh! And for once, it’s not just going to be for members! Non-members can explore and create stuff too!
Man: DON’T KILL ME!
What are you crazy? I’m not going to kill you!
Man: You….you aren’t?
No silly! You know too much. I’m going to have to EAT you. Alive. For the sake of our younger readers, I’m going to end this blog post right now! Peace out Poptropicans!

HELP ME

So here’s the deal. I won’t be posting much for the next few weeks, because I’m going to live at a boarding house at my school for the next 10 weeks. So….yeah. I hate this. Send help. Anyway, until then…..

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I’LL BE WATCHING YOU.
(That’s a fuggler by the way. A fuggler is a custom-made dolls with hyper-realistic teeth. I love these adorable little guys.)