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Rough Fang: HEYYO HUMAN!

Hey! Long time no see. New look?

Rough Fang: Yep.

Cool. Been on any adventures lately?

Rough Fang: Oh definitely! Oh man, you should have seen it. There was a supervolcano, an underground world full of mole people, giant chthonians…

Ha! Sounds like you had fun. How’s the blog?

Rough Fang: ….

You didn’t……

Rough Fang: Uh….

I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE BLOG UPDATED WHILE I WAS STUDYING FOR EXAMS

Rough Fang: I’m sorry OK! I had to deal with mole people and giant man-eating worm monsters! Speaking of which, I actually hit it off with this REALLY cute chthonian and I think she-

Don’t change the subject! We’re talking about the blog, not your weird taste in girls.

Rough Fang: Hey, don’t you DARE talk about K’llyctwana like that.

OK WHATEVER! Just…we need to get back to updating the blog.

Rough Fang: OK look, if you’re so busy, why don’t you ask someone to help run the blog with you? I mean, I’m clearly way too irresponsible to do ANYTHING.

*sigh* Maybe you’re right.

Rough Fang: See? You should try using your brain.

Well you should try dating someone of your own SPECIES.

Rough Fang: OUR LOVE IS REAL!!! *slams door*

*sigh* My therapist has his work cut out for him. Anyway, that’s basically it. I’m having a bit of trouble keeping this blog updated, especially since school just started picking up. So I’ll be inviting another author to this blog. I haven’t selected anyone yet, but if you’re interested, just leave a comment below. Thanks for supporting this blog!

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#PoptropicaLove!

Ah, Valentine’s Day is approaching and LOVE ISN’T REAL IS IN THE AIR! So what does Poptropica have in store for us?

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THIS THING. Oh wait, that picture provides absolutely no new information. Well basically to celebrate Valentine’s day, the creators have organized a contest.

Just go to the special Valentine’s Day photo booth on Home Island and create a Valentine’s day pic! Post the pic on Twitter or Instagram with the hashtag #PoptropicaLove or post it to the Poptropica Facebook page and you stand the chance to win…DRUM ROLL PLEASE!

*drum explodes*

A FREE ONE-MONTH POPTROPICA MEMBERSHIP!

*triumphant trumpet fanfare followed by trumpets exploding*

So GO MY CHILDREN! GO…do that thing I just said.

GO! 

#MyPoptropicaCostume Runners-Up!

I don’t know, I mean, it says “runners-up” is correct but it just sounds weird! Are you sure it’s not “runner-ups”?

WELL ANYWAY, if you recall, last week you guys got to vote for the ten costumes you guys wanted to see in the Poptropica Store.

Well…

….the votes have been counted….

….and after much deliberation…..

 

………the creators have FINALLY DECIDED………………………

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THAT THE RESULTS WILL BE REVEALED AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Rough Fang: HUMAN ME, TELL US THE ANSWERS OR SO HELP ME I WILL WRING YOUR NECK SO HARD IT’LL-

Dude I’m KIDDING. Here are the winners.

  1. Cyber Angel by Bashful Sword
  2. Ranbow Unicorn by Cool Sword
  3. Gamer Chic by Fearless Dragon
  4. The Dreamer by Friendly Kid
  5. Celestial Mage by Invisible Biker
  6. Diwali Inspired by Lucky Joker
  7. Jazz Musician by Perfect Sky
  8. Elemental Beasts by Red Paw
  9. Watermelon Threads by Shiny Penguin
  10. Witch and Wizard by Young Heart

Personally, my favorite is probably Bashful Sword’s Cyber Angel costume. JUST LOOK AT IT.

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IT’S SO FRICKIN’ COOL. I AM SO GLAD THIS MADE IT!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Poptropica Costume Contest Winners!

The Creators have finally announced the winners of the #MyPoptropicaCostume contest!

Now in case you guys have forgotten, here’s a real quick recap. Last year Poptropica held a contest where players could design their own Poptropican costumes and submit them, for a chance to have their design featured as an actual costume in the Poptropica Store.

There will be two grand prize winners, each of whom will receive a 6 month Poptropica membership subscription, have their designs sold in the Poptropica Store and worn by a Poptropican on Home Island. Got it? I don’t care. HERE ARE THE WINNING DESIGNS!

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First up is the “Ocean Princess” costume, which is a beautiful mermaid costume and also the last thing you’d expect to be designed by a Poptropican named “Creepy Peanut”.

Honestly, I’m surprised Poptropica has never done anything regarding mermaids before. I mean we’ve got like four different robot designs, two different swamp monsters and a baby sasquatch that rides around on your head but not ONE mermaid?

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Next we have Speedy Toe’s Hip-Hop Boy design, which is pretty cool. I like that Speedy Toe included the Space Bar Action, that’s really neat.

Well, those were our two contest winners guys, and anyone who isn’t these two people have failed miserably right? Ha ha, WRONG!

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Aside from the two grand prize winners, there will also be TEN RUNNERS-UP! (Runners-up? Runner-ups?) And YOU, the viewers, get to decide who lives, and who DIES!

ENTER THE VOTING STAGE! TWENTY COSTUMES ENTER! TEN COSTUMES LEAVE! So check out the individual costumes and vote on them over at the Poptropica Creators’ Blog!

BLOOD SHALL BE SPILLED!

FACES SHALL BE PUNCHED!

WELCOME TO….

#MyPoptropicaCostume: DEATH MATCH!!! 

WOW I’m tired.

Blog Update! Plans For 2017

Happy Chinese New Year guys!

Rough Fang: *points spear at my face*

WOW. OK. This is happening. What the heck bro?!

Rough Fang: You haven’t blogged in TWO WEEKS! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!?

Well sorry. But I’ve been busy with school and stuff. It isn’t easy to operate this blog all by myse-WAIT A GOSHDARN SECOND. AN IDEA SEED HAS BEEN PLANTED IN MY BRAIN FARM. IT’S GROWING. IT’S GROWING. IT’S GROWING. No wait it’s dead. What was I talking about?

Whatever. Since nothing’s really been going on lately, I thought I might as well take the moment to bring you guys an update on what I’m planning to do for the blog this year.

1. The Poptropolis Chronicles.

Yes I’m finally gonna started on this thing I’ve been planning since forever. For those of you who don’t know this story is supposed to take place on the island of Poptropolis centuries before it sank. It centers on 8 young heroes, one from each tribe, who must unite the tribes in order to defeat a much bigger threat and bring peace to the island.

I released a sort of sneak peek back during my 12 days of Christmas so you can check it out if you want. I’ll keep you guys updated on the story’s progress.

2. More Island Reviews!

I’ll be doing a lot more island reviews in the coming year. I’ve had a lot of fun revisiting some of the older islands and sharing my thoughts on them.

3.  Flesh Monsters

Oh boy.

4. More Stories! (Hopefully…)

This year, I really wanna get into writing more, so I’ll probably write more Poptropica short stories if I ever get the idea for them.

5. A New…

OOPS TOO LATE WE’RE OUT OF TIME. Well, I’ll see you guys when the next update comes! But for now, 新年快乐,万事如意!

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OK, so you all should know by now that the Creators have been working on a “brand new Poptropica”. But for the most part, they’ve been pretty secretive about it.

Well, recently the Creators have announced the official name for this new project! Poptropica Worlds! And it’s coming Spring 2017!

Can someone please tell me when that is because it’s always summer here.

YES! This new Poptropica will include, quote,

  • New, exciting Worlds to explore
  • Favorites from the original Poptropica, remastered for Poptropica Worlds
  • One account for everything Poptropica!
  • Your very own customizable home
  • More costumes than ever
  • Daily prizes and awesome games
  • And more to come…

MY GOSH GUYS. I am SO HYPED. I can’t think of anything that could possibly-

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WHAT IS THAT?!? ZOOM IN! ZOOM IN NOW!
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Rough Fang: …….

………

Rough Fang: Human, what are those things?

They’re….they’re called “fingers”……..

Rough Fang: What are they doing on that Poptropican’s hand?

…..I don’t know……….

Rough Fang: ……I’m gonna go……look at my hands for a while……….

Yeah….I’m….I’m gonna do that too.