HEY PEOPLE! The app Poptropica:Forgotten Islands now costs 99 CENTS! YES! 99 CENTS! I MEAN THAT’S LIKE 1 CENT LESS THAN A DOLLAR! Of course it is you ignorant meathead! Wait, MIND-VOICE?!? YOU’RE BACK?!? Yes! I have returned to seek revenge on what you did to me! Ok, so…….yeah. Poptropica:Forgotten Islands now costs 99 cents. Isn’t that great? Hey! I’m still here! I know you are but what am I? What?!?That doesn’t- I SUMMON THEE HEPTAGON!
I hate you. Ok, so now you can have tons of fun with Poptropica:Forgotten Islands, FOR LESS THAN A DOLLAR! Is that a great deal or what? Well, I’m off to therapy! Peace out Poptropicans!