Brave Tomato: Okay, you’re alone on the bus, and you need to find out when the trailer for SVI come out! *goes on PCB on iPhone* No. Way. It’s there! But- I want to wait until I get home! Knowing me, in the trailer, I’ll make myself look like a weirdo.
Brave Tomato: Aw come on, how much longer?!
*Brave Tomato’s heart is beating out of her chest*
Brave Tomato: Come on!!!
*BT’s stop finally arrives and she gets home*
Brave Tomato: *hiding her excitement/terror* Hi, Mom!
Mom Tomato: Hi, honey, how was school?
Brave Tomato: Good! *puts down heavy bookbag and goes on computer* YAYYY!! I FINALLY can watch it!
Click here after you watched the trailer!
Brave Tomato: Lighthouse… neat. Lots of lightning. Nice. Captain Crawfish’s ship in a bottle… Black Widow’s spiderweb museam… Binary Bard’s hideaway… wait Mordred? EVIL MERLIN?!… Dr. Hare’s… minecraftish world underground…
How they became bad? I always had wondered…
Wait… there’s still a few seconds left…
*shows Binary Bard’s top half of face*
OH NO! OH WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!
*takes deep breaths* Keep it together, BT. Keep it together. Let’s just watch him.
*plays video, Binary Bard opens his eye and his cyborg eye lights up. His pupil smallens to adjust to light and looks directly at you*
AAAAHHH I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! BINARY BARD, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
*after a few more seconds of silent yelling, Brave Tomato recollects herself*
Oh my goodness gracidelias… I’m so obsessed.
Wanna know why I hate the Binary Bard so much? It’s not only because of what he had done in Astro-Knights, nor this. Let me tell you a story.
The night the Binary Bard was announced to be coming back, I had a dream with him in it. Forgot what it was really about, but I do remember that yellow and purple jester outfit. When I woke up, I made a post on the PHB called Sweet Dreams and Horrid Nightmares, explaining the Willy Wonka sneak peeks, as well as the sneak peeks that would come to be for Super Villain Island. Later, at about noon, the Binary Bard’s reveal post had two additional sentences in it. “Did you think we would just go away quietly? In your dreams!” It was creepy because the Binary Bard actually WAS in my dream the previous night… and I had no clue about the description of the island yet… so ever since then I looked at him with great intimidation.
Yes. I am obsessed. I admit it. After that, I’m glad I waited until I got home to watch the video….