Brave Tomato: President’s Day is a holiday not many people really care about. They only thing that they’re happy about is that there’s no school. President’s day is a day to celebrate George Washington’s and Abraham Lincoln’s Birthdays…
Audience Member: Would ya shaddup already?! No one really cares that today is President’s Day!
Brave Tomato: Well, I gotta go before people start throwing tomatoes at me. *audience throws tomatoes at BT* Too late. Bye!
Happy President’s Day to those who actually care! 🙂